Surprising

Early afternoon I surprised my parrot,
Who was eating a big orange juicy carrot?

Asking my feathered friend if this was a habit,
Of going into my refrigerator and just grab it.

Immediately being on the complete defensive,
The bird threw up his wings and became offensive.

Stating that he brings joy to my life,
And he didn’t need any of this silly strife.

Reminding him that he hangs around the house all day,
Just lying around unemployed with games to play.

Stating again that he was in no position,
To attack me and give unwarranted opposition.

Replying that I was pushing him too far,
And arrogantly asked me for the keys to my car.

Telling him absolutely not,
Go out and find a job that pays allot.

Contribute something except your appearance,
Or else this home will have an unscheduled clearance.

So he flew off without hesitation and took a jar,
Advising me that he was going to the local bar.

William P. Frasca

Copyright 2003-2011
William P. Frasca